Dahiana 是一个女孩。Dahiana shì yí gè nǚhái.
Dahiana 是一个老师。Dahiana shì yí gè lǎoshī.
她是一个西班牙语老师。Tā shì yí gè Xībānyáyǔ lǎoshī.
她是我的西班牙语老师。Tā shì wǒ de Xībānyáyǔ lǎoshī.
Dahiana 的家在 California。Dahiana de jiā zài California.
她喜欢 California。Tā xǐhuān California.
可是她也喜欢 Hawaii。Kěshì tā yě xǐhuān Hawaii.
她想要她的家在 Hawaii。Tā xiǎngyào tā de jiā zài Hawaii.
今天 Dahiana 不在 California。Jīntiān Dahiana bú zài California.
她在 Pennsylvania。Tā zài Pennsylvania.
为什么呢？Wèishénme ne?
Jay 是一个男孩。Jay shì yí gè nánhái.
注意！是朋友，不是男朋友。Zhùyì! Shì péngyǒu, bùshì nán péngyǒu.
现在 Dahiana 和 Jay 都在 Pennsylvania。Xiànzài Dahiana hé Jay dōu zài Pennsylvania.
因为他们在 Jay 的妈妈的家。Yīnwèi tāmen zài Jay de māma de jiā.
Dahiana 不喜欢 Pennsylvania。Dahiana bù xǐhuān Pennsylvania.
因为她觉得 Pennsylvania 的男孩都很胖。Yīnwèi tā juéde Pennsylvania de nánhái dōu hěn pàng.
Jay 也不喜欢 Pennsylvania。Jay yě bù xǐhuān Pennsylvania.
不是因为 Pennsylvania 的女孩也很胖。Bùshì yīnwèi Pennsylvania de nǚhái yě hěn pàng.
是因为 Jay 觉得 Pennsylvania 很冷。Shì yīnwèi Jay juéde Pennsylvania hěn lěng.
Jay 问 Dahiana：“你觉得 Pennsylvania 好不好？”Jay wèn Dahiana: "Nǐ juéde Pennsylvania hǎo bù hǎo?"
Dahiana 说：“不好，很不好！当然不好！”Dahiana shuō: "Bù hǎo, hěn bù hǎo! Dāngrán bù hǎo!"
Jay 说：“我也觉得 Pennsylvania 不好。你和我都觉得 Pennsylvania 不好。你觉得哪里好呢？”Jay shuō: "Wǒ yě juéde Pennsylvania bù hǎo. Nǐ hé wǒ dōu juéde Pennsylvania bù hǎo. Nǐ juéde nǎlǐ hǎo ne?"
Dahiana 说：“我觉得 Hawaii 好。”Dahiana shuō: "Wǒ juéde Hawaii hǎo."
Jay 问 Dahiana：“你的家在 Hawaii 吗？”Jay wèn Dahiana: "Nǐ de jiā zài Hawaii ma?"
Dahiana 说：“想得美！我的家在 California，我在 Hawaii 没有家。”Dahiana shuō: "Xiǎng dé měi! Wǒ de jiā zài California, wǒ zài Hawaii méiyǒu jiā."
Jay 问：“所以，为什么你喜欢 Hawaii？”Jay wèn: "Suǒyǐ, wèishénme nǐ xǐhuān Hawaii?"
Dahiana 说：“因为 Hawaii 的男孩很可爱，我想要 Hawaii 男孩。”Dahiana shuō: "Yīnwèi Hawaii de nánhái hěn kě'ài, wǒ xiǎngyào Hawaii nánhái."
Jay 问：“California 的男孩不可爱吗？”Jay wèn: "California de nánhái bù kě'ài ma?"
Dahiana 说：“California 的男孩有一点可爱，可是 Hawaii 的男孩很可爱。”Dahiana shuō: "California de nánhái yǒu yìdiǎn kě'ài, kěshì Hawaii de nánhái hěn kě'ài."
Jay 说：“我的前男友在 Hawaii。”Jay shuō: "Wǒ de qián nán yǒu zài Hawaii."
Dahiana 问：“什么是前男友？”Dahiana wèn: "Shénme shì qián nán yǒu?"
Jay 说：“前男友是以前的男朋友。以前他的家也在 California，可是他也喜欢 Hawaii，所以现在他的家在 Hawaii。”Jay shuō: "Qián nán yǒu shì yǐqián de nán péngyǒu. Yǐqián tā de jiā yě zài California, kěshì tā yě xǐhuān Hawaii, suǒyǐ xiànzài tā de jiā zài Hawaii."
Dahiana 说：“啊，天呐！我想要你的前男友。”Dahiana shuō: "Ā, tiāna! Wǒ xiǎngyào nǐ de qián nán yǒu."
Jay 说：“不不不不不！我的前男友喜欢男孩，你是女孩。”Jay shuō: "Bù bù bù bù bù! Wǒ de qián nán yǒu xǐhuān nánhái, nǐ shì nǚhái."
Dahiana 说：“算了，算了，算了。”Dahiana shuō: "Suànle, suànle, suànle."
English Translation:
Dahiana is a girl.Dahiana is a teacher.She is a Spanish teacher.She is my Spanish teacher.Dahiana’s home is in California.She likes California.But she also likes Hawaii.She wants her home to be in Hawaii.Today, Dahiana is not in California.She is in Pennsylvania.Why?Jay is a boy.Attention! He is a friend, not a boyfriend.Now Dahiana and Jay are both in Pennsylvania.Because they are at Jay’s mom’s house.Dahiana doesn’t like Pennsylvania.Because she thinks the boys in Pennsylvania are all fat.Jay also doesn’t like Pennsylvania.It’s not because the girls in Pennsylvania are also fat.It’s because Jay thinks Pennsylvania is very cold.Jay asks Dahiana: “Do you think Pennsylvania is good?”Dahiana says: “No, it’s not good! Very not good! Of course not good!”Jay says: “I also think Pennsylvania is not good. You and I both think Pennsylvania is not good. Where do you think is good?”Dahiana says: “I think Hawaii is good.”Jay asks Dahiana: “Is your home in Hawaii?”Dahiana says: “Keep dreaming! My home is in California. I don’t have a home in Hawaii.”Jay asks: “So, why do you like Hawaii?”Dahiana says: “Because boys in Hawaii are cute. I want Hawaii boys.”Jay asks: “Aren’t boys in California cute?”Dahiana says: “California boys are a little cute, but Hawaii boys are very cute.”Jay says: “My ex-boyfriend is in Hawaii.”Dahiana asks: “What is an ex-boyfriend?”Jay says: “An ex-boyfriend is a former boyfriend. He used to live in California, but he also likes Hawaii. So now his home is in Hawaii.”Dahiana says: “Ah, oh my god! I want your ex-boyfriend.”Jay says: “No, no, no, no! My ex-boyfriend likes boys. You are a girl.”Dahiana says: “Forget it, forget it, forget it.”
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